The Eyedropper loves lewd advertising and would probably love Dish n’ Spoon because she hears it has a delicious pay-what-you-wish lunch on Mondays—but this image is not what should have been this week’s Eyedropper. That’s where you come in, Dear Reader.

The Eyedropper was on her way to see Killah Priest and Eternal of the Wu Tang Clan (extended family? distant cousins?) at Corazón because that’s a pretty badass last-minute show (and on a Sunday!). She was walking through a dark corner of South Capitol (or SoCa, as douchebags might call it) when she heard someone walking up too close behind her. She veered off the sidewalk to get an eyeful of a man wearing a fleece on top, and nothing but sheer ladies leopard-print underwear with copious holes and a small black sock (to bulwark one of the holes) on bottom.

Naturally, the Eyedropper laughed at him.

Lady Undies: “Know of any good parties going on tonight?”

Eyedropper: “No. Definitely not.”

He walked on ahead, then stopped, turned to the Eyedropper and asked where he’d find Canyon Road. The Eyedropper gave him directions gladly (take that, Canyon Road).

This is all a long-winded way of asking: Anyone get a picture of Lady Undies?

The Eyedropper was too unsure of how crazy Lady Undies was to get a picture of him. It was also really dark and all the Eyedropper had was her camera phone and a propensity for punching dudes.

If you saw him, send pictures of Lady Undies to culture [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”

We’ve come down to the wire. It’s actually 2 in the morning on Christmas Eve, and if you’re anything like me at all, you just sprung into action with an, “OH FUCK!” and a “Why did I wait!?” If you’ve been paying any attention at all, you should be more than halfway through your mixtape (cd). Or, in reality, you could have just made it in like, 15 minutes. Whatever the case may be, here are my final 6 suggestions for your holiday mixtape (cd).

“Nude” by Radiohead from the album In Rainbows

I just like this song. It’s pretty. Also, the album is amazing. The really cool thing about In Rainbows was the unprecedented sales plan. If you recall (or if you don’t), the band chose to make the album available via its website for whatever fans were willing to pay. While there were certainly those who paid the bare minimum, I read that the average paid price was $6. In the end, the album became available physically, but the idea remained cool. Plus, Radiohead is awesome.

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